Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Trivia Anyone?

Got these from a friend of mine. Funny!!!
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In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

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Hmmmm......THAT makes sense init?
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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
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Do they look different reversed?
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
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A brick?
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
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Much worse than 'going blind!'
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
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Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?
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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
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Ah! Justice!
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.
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But of course!
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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
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Makes one shudder at the thought.
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In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
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I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?
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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.'
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Is USA a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam !
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
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Who volunteers for these tests?
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
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Is that why Flipper was always smiling?
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. From drinking little bottles of???
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Did our government pay for this research??
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
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Ah, geez. No wonder they didn't have sex for pleasure
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
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I know some people like that.
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Starfish don't have brains.
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I know some people like that, too
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And, the best for last?
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Turtles can breathe through their butts.
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And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!

Monday, July 21, 2008

Cinema Cinema Cinema

Assalamualaikum & Goodday
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During the weekend, Mama, Alif & I went to the movie. We watched this:
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I gave it 3.5 stars. Somehow I feel that The Joker overshadows the Dark Knight himself. No wonder the people on E! are screaming Oscar for the late Heath Ledger. He did extremely well. This Joker is not like the one played by Jack Nicholson, he is much much darker and eviler than before.
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This time around, you'd also find out the birth of Two Face and Commissioner Gordon. The down thing about this movie is that the heroin tak cun la. I think they should have chosen another heroin. I mean a prettier one la.
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And if you plan to watch this movie, be prepared physically. Becoz it's a 2 hours 15 min movie. Alif got bored after 90 minutes. After that he started asking a lot of questions about the movie. Everytime he asked, the whole cinema would hear him. He got such a big voice, I tell you. I had to syyyy him a couple of time. eheheheh.
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Anyways, I oso bought some DVDs. Please do not ask me the authenticity of the DVDs ok. You all should know by now :). The DVDs are:
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I think M. Night Syamalan has lost a little bit of his touch. I used to love his work i.e Sixth Sense, The Village, The Signs. But this movie and the previous one (Lady in the Water) are a bit lame for his standard. But still, it's not that bad. I think 3 star would suffice.
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These guys are dirty as ever. Never watch this movie with your kids. Unless if you are those people who are really open about sex & drugs :) This movie will never reach our cinemas, I can guarantee you that. Overall, okay la, if you like slapstick and nonsense stuffs. You'll like this movie. At the end of the movie, they show a little bit of Red Flag District. ehehheeh...what? you don't know what Red Flag District is? Go google at your own risk :))
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The most popular Guru this time around. I've been watching this movie for 45 minutes. So far I'm not so impressed, I think it's hard not to associate Mike Myers with Austin Powers. I could only see Austin Powers and not Guru Pitka. But still it's funny.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Short News

Assalamualaikum & Goodday
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I am bored with my blog template. Rupa-rupanya si Amy pon sama. How la to change the template. I mean to replace it the blogspot's one. I need something that looks fun or cool. You know la all the blogspot templates look so 'skema' and formal. Can somebody please help me with this?
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I signed up on Facebook. It's funnnnn. I wish I could have more time to explore. But I think this excitement wont last long. Alaaa....benda baru memang la excited kan. After a couple of weeks I should be able to tone down a bit la the excitement.
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Earlier in the day I went to this Anugerah Perkhidmatan Cemerlang event. Nearly to 60 people got the award this year. 1k a piece.....that's 60k!! Hope you guys will work harder after this ok. And PADULIKKAN all the jealous people are saying, they are just...you know, JEALOUS! Hmm....bila la aku nak dapat ni ye. Ada rezeki ada la tuh.
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After clock out today, we got this volleyball tournament. Ehehehhe. It's just an inter-department ponye tournament. I guess every team will receive their hadiah. But, it's not the hadiah that matters, it's the Bragging Rights!!!! ahahahaah.....we need to win this one boys!!!!
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the girls are going to wear this eventhou it's an indoor volleyball game :)
Offcourse we wouldnt want to upset the girls. We'll be showing off our six packs like this :)
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This weekend, I plan to watch this
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or maybe this
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see how la eh.
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And lastly, next week I wont be around until Thursday. Got a Mind Mapping Course : Buzen Technique in Pangkor. I know, it's Pangkor again. Right now, I'm second guessing myself, nak pegi ke tak nak ni eh. Pegi je laaaa.....
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So enjoy the weekend you guys. See ya.

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

OMG

I'm confused
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What have I got myself into?
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The F word....
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I'm soooooo into it right now
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h.e.l.p....


Interview & KLCC

Assalamualaikum & Goodday
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Yesterday I went to Putrajaya for my Master's interview. Remember in my earlier posting I told you guys that I have two projects. So, this is one of them :)
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Dunno la whether I impressed the panels or not. I believe in God and rezeki. So let fate decides la. Anyway, the interview lasted for an hour. Penat gak la aku nak goreng.
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After the interview, I went to Ampang Point looking for this:
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Deluxe Omnitrix
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Ni la nama dia Omnitrix. Hero dalam Ben10 pakai benda nih la bila nak transform to certain monsters before going into battle with the aliens. Anak aku memang suka sangat la benda alah nih. Aku pon sebagai seorang bapak yang baik, layan jugak la cartoon nih. Anak aku panggil Omnitrix nih Jam Ben10. Hari-hari dok sebut pasal benda nih.
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So dulu masa dia nak exam wife aku ada promise kat dia, kalo dapat semua A, baru la bleh beli jam Ben10. Bila result kluar, memang betul dia dapat semua A. Tu yang dok tagih janji je tuh. Unfortunately, kat Ipoh tak sampai lagi benda ni. Tu yang aku carik kat KL tu. Itupon kat Ampang Point takde. Terpaksa la aku runner pegi KLCC. Sib baik jumpa gak kat Toys 'R' Us.
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Ni la Ben, so bila dia nak fight dengan alien dia akan tranform jadi monster2 yang kat blakang dia tuh la.
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Kalo pakai Omnitrix, kena pose camnih.
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Anyways, alang-alang dah sampai kat KLCC tu, aku singgah la kat Kinokuniya. Beli la buku nih:
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Aku suka la buku-buku Vince Flynn nih. Stakat nih semua buku dia aku dah ada. Kalo korang suka cerita-cerita pasal spy, elok sangat la baca buku dia. Memang worth it la.

Friday, July 04, 2008

Confuse vs Funny

Assalamualaikum & Goodday
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From Wikipedia, the free encylopedia
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A statutory declaration is a legal document defined under the law of certain Commonwealth nations. It is similar to a statement made under oath, however, it is not sworn.
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Statutory declarations are commonly used to allow a person to affirm something to be true for the purposes of satisfying some legal requirement or regulation when no other evidence is available. They are thus similar to affidavits (which are made on oath).
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Depending on jurisdiction, statutory declarations can be used for:

- Declarations of identity, nationality, marital status, etc. when documentary evidence is unavailable.
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- Declaring the intention to change one's name.

- Affirming the provenance and nature of goods for export or import.
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- Statements of originality for patent applications.
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I am no lawyer (but my wife is, imagine arguing with a lawyer, eheheh). Judging from the definition of Statutory Declaration, it seems like it is a very serious document. You cannot play-play with it you know.
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But sadly, lately some people are treating SD like a toy. To mud the water even further, the SDs were based on somebody else's experience and not the person who issued the SD himself.
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Alamak...what's going on man? Some people don't bother about politics. But those who do, this is really confusing, funny even. Yeah, I think it's more funny than confusing.
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Moreover, if you are really telling the truth, why not do an affidavit? Afterall, it is under oath. Wouldn't it be much stronger? I mean if you really are seeking the truth, wouldn't you want to use the best weapon you have in your armory? Confusing or funny? ehehheh....
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Kekadang tu, rasa macam zaman budak-budak dulu kan. Tatau la korang, tapi aku & kengkawan aku dulu, kalo nak make sure member kitorang tak cakap bohong, kitorang akan pegi kat dia & tulis 'Alif Lam Lam Ha' kat dahi dia. Of course kitorang takde la pakai pen, pakai jari je la. Konon-kononnya takleh nak tipu la. Tapi kalo nak menipu tu menipu jugak. Bebudak la katakan.
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But my point is, then, whenever we wanted to seek the truth, that was the method. But now, these people are using SD! So, to me they are like children. They have no respect for the law.
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Now commoner like us will see SD as only a piece of paper, not something we can respect. I bet that after this, nobody will believe in SD anymore. They'll say, 'ala setakat issue SD, kencing aje tuuuu....' or when trying to convince the wife 'betul yang, abang takde affair, kalo tak caya nanti abang buat SD ye'. Imagine that. eheheheh.
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Take care folks! Have a nice weekend!
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Updated@1618
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Ahahahahah.....the guy who produced an SD yesterday retracted his old SD and produced a new SD claiming that the first one was done under duress. See.....funnnnyyyyyyy. Bleh main tarik-tarik balik plak SD tuh. Klakar nih. I wish I could retract my exam papers la. Who knows mebbe I could graduate with 4.0 CGPA.
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Beware you guys. Mebbe tomorrow the same guy will produce a new SD exposing that the reason he was under duress is because he was actually being kidnapped by aliens. The aliens were the ones who actually forced him to produce the first SD. Then we may have to call Agent Mulder and Scully to solve this case.
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Shesshhh...just cut the whole f*cking bu**shit lah. It's sooo frustrating. Anyways, enjoy the weekend you guys!

Thursday, July 03, 2008

Tom Clancy

I am currently reading this. Yeah, I do read books ok. Don't be surprised :)
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Mannn.....it's so boring. Too many characters, too many plots. Penat aku.
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It's actually an old book. I bought it because I've read Tom Clancy's books before, and it was awesome. But this one is a different case. I think I need to stop reading this book for a while, switch to other book. You know, just to get the mood back. Wish me luck.


Bahau

My fren Bahau has got a blog oredi. Congrats Bahau!

He's a good fren of mine. Funny guy. His blog should be interesting. Check out his blog Tinta Budak Bahau.

Bahau, ko jangan plak post satu entry je. Rajin-rajin la update ye.