Do you know what this is?
This is a gym ball
In a glance, it looks friendly and playful
But don't be fooled my friends
It's actually mean, cruel and evil
I shit you not
Nasty ball I tell you
Especially to an unfit person like me
Damn you ball!!
But mark my words ball
I will conquer you one day
I'll kick you in the ass like nobody's business
Wait...you don't have an ass
But I'll kick your ass anyway
We'll see who's gonna have the last laugh